sending “I hope you get that job” vibes to the people out here tryna get jobs
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reblogging for yall bc the shit worked for me lol
Karma will pop me if I don’t
concept
me, in the year 2040, getting ready for a fancy dinner party, standing in front of my antique gold vanity mirror, wearing a saint laurent f/w 2039 evening gown and cartier diamond earrings, taking a sip of champagne: what did you learn at school today, honey? :-)
my future child, laying on my king-sized bed with burgundy satin sheets: not much, in history we talked about the 2016 election. do you remember any of that?
me: drops my crystalline wineglass
Me: I don’t have the energy for this
Someone: For what?
Me: *gestures vaguely*
mcdonald’s is a date, sitting in your car talking is a date, laying in bed is a date. $0 or $100 thank you for spending time with me.
My fav sex position is actually when I have feelings for someone and they have the same feelings for me too
do you ever just wonder how much you exist in other people’s lifes? i’m always curious if people think of me when a certain song comes on, or when they pass by a certain place. i wonder how many stories i’ve been a part of that i may have forgotten. i wonder if i still exist in the minds of people that i don’t speak to anymore. i wonder how many times a day i pass through someone’s head.